what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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