How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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