if i can run in heels then i can drive
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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