Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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