I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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