Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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