thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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