People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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