its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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