I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
