Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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