btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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