I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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