i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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