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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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