umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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