i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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