i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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