If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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