Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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