I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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