She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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