I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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