This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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