I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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