Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I will pee on everything he values.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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