white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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