Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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