I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
