Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
oh god the rape fog is back!
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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