Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You made out with two different species that night
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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