dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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