The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
They took my balls.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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