that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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