we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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