**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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