You can't special order awesome
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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