did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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