Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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