just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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