No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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