I think I am morally bankrupt
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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