we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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