Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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