the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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