yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
