i jhust puked up my retainher.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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