her vagine was all disorganized.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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