$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?