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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude, she has braces

  (240): View more from Maryland

  i meant the dude w the ponytail.

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  i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.

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• (925): View more from California

  So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos

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• (949): View more from California

  hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.

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  Does he think you're psycho?

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  Officially...... yes.

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• (310): View more from California

  He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style

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  I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando

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