Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando