Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.