I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?