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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (646): View more from New York

  Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done

  (760): View more from California

  Victory lap

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (917): View more from New York City

  his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after

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