Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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