so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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