Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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