and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
