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So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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